I am a 43-year old virgin, and still live at home with my mother, who I affectionately call "Mutti". Mutti calls me "Pickles". Apart from listening to music, my favourite activity is painting Mutti’s toenails.
I am prone to regular fits of pique, but Mutti is usually able to calm me down by singing "Hush Little Baby" and letting me rub her feet. If I haven’t had one of my "episodes" all day, Mutti will let me eat Ben & Jerry’s "Fossil Fuel " icecream straight out of the tub – provided I have finished all the vegetables on my plate. I’m able to escape Mutti’s vegetable fascism by waiting for her to doze off and then scraping the vegetables under her bed. Take that Mutti!
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Friday, 9 November 2007 at 10:53 pm
Jean-Michel
Hello there,
I’ve been trying to track you down for a while ;)
I run a site called In The Flesh (www.godflesh.tk), and I was wondering if I could post the pictures of ICE you took a long time ago. I noticed the link for these pix on godflesh.com is dead, and it would be sad to see these pix disappear (considering ICE’s pix are so rare).
Looking forward to hearing from you.
Cheers.
Jean-Michel
Saturday, 24 January 2009 at 4:09 pm
Mutti
Hello Pickles. This is Mutti.It has been a while since you painted my toe nails.And now after my wrist operation I have to ask buurman Heinrich to do them for me. But you know what he is like after 6PM. He doesn’t remember anything and his hands shake. He keeps looking up my dress and asking for black bush. Is that perhaps an Irish whiskey?Maybe I should buy him some. Have you spoken to Zoetwangen lately? Such a sweet boy, but a bit cheeky. I must go now. I think buurman Heinrich is knocking on the door. He probably wants some black bush. Veel liefs van Mutti